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[whichiest]

Hello, this is Belladonna! I'm sorry to have missed you on such a lovely day. Please leave a message, and I'll return your call as soon as I can.

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[whichiest]

No, of course not, I'd never!

[There's a pause, and it seems like Belladonna has momentarily sequestered herself away from the voice.]

I would never make fun of you.

[She tries to sound as earnest as she can, because the notion horrifies her. That she'd do something so mean-spirited...well, that's not the kind of evil she admires!]

I'm sorry about that, I just had someone with me while I was talking, and he thought it was funny that I had such a reaction to your kind words. I just didn't know what to say, really!

[Going into a full whisper, she admits in what's practically a squeak:]

I only...only just dared to kiss a boy, you see, and it's all so much, I feel so embarrassed!

[twatter]

oh

[ Oh. ]

oh...

sorry. i'm not like cockblocking right now am i?

didn't mean to interrupt if you're busy

and wtg, belladonna 😉 hope he's hot AF

and that he treats you right

cause if not i got some meathead friends that can totally kick his ass

[whichiest]

[Is it possible to be both happy and horrified at the same time? Because that's kind of where she is right now.]

Really--really, I wasn't busy at all, we're just spending some time together, and, um, we're just friends anyway?

[Honestly, she's not sure? It's a very confusing relationship. Izaya is a strange (manipulative) bastard.]

But thank you for thinking of me, even when I know you're having such a hard time right now. If you need any gifts that you can't get easily, I can probably conjure them? Like a heart-shaped box of chocolates, or...?

[twatter]

shit can you actually do that? conjure shit?

so could you do something really specific? like chocolates shaped like books?

and maybe even some romance quotes on them?

i think she'd like that.

[ Also....so very sorry, Bella, for the bullshit that's about to come out of his mouth. But he thinks he's being genuinely helpful here. ]

as for your guy

best way to see if he's into you is if he pops a boner when you grab his junk

it's how i knew i was into monika

[whichiest]

Yes, I can, of course! I don't know if I can make them so detailed as you want them, but I have very little trouble conjuring items that are imbued with good intention!

[And they won't have aphro. Which...she at least, thinks is a good thing.]

I'll try a few things and see what I come up with and drop them off...

[She trails off as she receives the other messages, and as she makes a startled cry of virginal horror very audibly drops the phone. Still trying to squeak out some kind of modest protest, she fumbles and drops the phone again.

She's doing great!]

[twatter]

[ !! He hears that cry and clatter and his first thought is maybe she's getting murdered -- because surely it wouldn't be over their talk about boners. ]

belladonna?????

you ok???

hey answer me

dont make me call

i will if i have to