PENANCE IC INBOX

[whichiest]

Hello, this is Belladonna! I'm sorry to have missed you on such a lovely day. Please leave a message, and I'll return your call as soon as I can.

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[whichiest]

[Is it possible to be both happy and horrified at the same time? Because that's kind of where she is right now.]

Really--really, I wasn't busy at all, we're just spending some time together, and, um, we're just friends anyway?

[Honestly, she's not sure? It's a very confusing relationship. Izaya is a strange (manipulative) bastard.]

But thank you for thinking of me, even when I know you're having such a hard time right now. If you need any gifts that you can't get easily, I can probably conjure them? Like a heart-shaped box of chocolates, or...?

[twatter]

shit can you actually do that? conjure shit?

so could you do something really specific? like chocolates shaped like books?

and maybe even some romance quotes on them?

i think she'd like that.

[ Also....so very sorry, Bella, for the bullshit that's about to come out of his mouth. But he thinks he's being genuinely helpful here. ]

as for your guy

best way to see if he's into you is if he pops a boner when you grab his junk

it's how i knew i was into monika

[whichiest]

Yes, I can, of course! I don't know if I can make them so detailed as you want them, but I have very little trouble conjuring items that are imbued with good intention!

[And they won't have aphro. Which...she at least, thinks is a good thing.]

I'll try a few things and see what I come up with and drop them off...

[She trails off as she receives the other messages, and as she makes a startled cry of virginal horror very audibly drops the phone. Still trying to squeak out some kind of modest protest, she fumbles and drops the phone again.

She's doing great!]

[twatter]

[ !! He hears that cry and clatter and his first thought is maybe she's getting murdered -- because surely it wouldn't be over their talk about boners. ]

belladonna?????

you ok???

hey answer me

dont make me call

i will if i have to